28 April 2016
Despite current situation being faced by the citizens of Nigeria, they have found a way to fetch humor out of it as they often always do for every happening. A twitter user, Zebbook, took to twitter to give succinct and very accurate impressions of Nigerian leaders to a selected question. By just following their frequency in the news, we can agree there is a similarity to the personified answers he presented for each leader.
In a purely hypothetical situation, a question was posed: What do you think about this heat? Below are the hilarious (somewhat true) answers he imagined each person gave:
Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about, and what is the government doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
Femi Adesina: Mr. President promised us change, and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Ambode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they’re witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the 100 billion Naira meant for temperature control research.
Nasir El-rufai: We are in talks with the General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat.
Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* When Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.
Ngonzi Okonjo- Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change.
Culled from Picture on twitter.
The only person missing from this list is our beloved President himself, what do you think he would have said?