Source: adeyeyetoba.wordpress.com

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Despite current situation being faced by the citizens of Nigeria, they have found a way to fetch humor out of it as they often always do for every happening. A twitter user, Zebbook, took to twitter to give succinct and very accurate impressions of Nigerian leaders to a selected question. By just following their frequency in the news, we can agree there is a similarity to the personified answers he presented for each leader.

In a purely hypothetical situation, a question was posed: What do you think about this heat? Below are the hilarious (somewhat true) answers he imagined each person gave:

Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about, and what is the government doing about it?

Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

Femi Adesina: Mr. President promised us change, and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.

Akinwunmi Ambode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline.

Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May.

Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they’re witch hunting me.

Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams Oshiomole: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the 100 billion Naira meant for temperature control research.

Nasir El-rufai: We are in talks with the General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat.

Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us.

Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* When Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

Ngonzi Okonjo- Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change.

Culled from Picture on twitter.

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The only person missing from this list is our beloved President himself, what do you think he would have said?

Author: Cerebral Lemon